The Most Honest Name in the App Store.

Pick the option that fits. Either way, you own the most clickable name in mobile.

Best Value

Buy It Now

^$5,000

One payment. One name. Done.

A one-word, impossible-to-forget app brand on the exact-match .App extension
We pay all closing fees — every single one.
Domain in your hands within 5 business days

Own Asshole.App →

Lease to Own

^$500

$500 down, then 12 monthly payments of $416.67.

$500 down gets you the domain today — not someday
Use it immediately, start building on day one
Balance spread over 12 monthly payments
Full transfer at end of term, all fees on us

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Who’s This For?

A Name That Markets Itself.

The Industries

App developers, comedy and entertainment brands, and founders who know a name people can’t say with a straight face is a name people remember.

Why This Name Works

One word. Zero explanation required. Asshole.App is the kind of name that gets screenshotted, shared, and downloaded out of pure curiosity — the marketing does itself.

The Brand Play

Build the app for assholes who want to be bigger assholes: petty-text generators, comeback coaches, never-apologize reminders. The .App extension makes it official, and the name makes it spread.

About the Transaction

Peachtree.Domains pays all closing fees on every sale — your quoted price is your total price. No surprises at checkout.